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halsey

a multi talented artist who can sing, dance, cook, draw and whose mind is super powerful. unsuccessful people sometimes hate on her for the clout but they can stay pressed she doesn't care.
i've met god and she's a halsey
by hoe4hals August 11, 2019
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Hauser

To make a statement or take an action which defeats itself and/or clowns the initiator. To ridicule oneself unintentionally or disembowel one's entire stance in debate.

A message board synonym for Munsoned with origins in the flaming and trolling community and prior, to the legend of Kaspar Hauser in 19th century German history noted for contradicting himself and fabricating odd stories.
"Latent male homosexuality is disgusting to me. What are you wearing, John? Take it all off, you big fag. Dance for me in webcam."

"Hahaha...too funny. That homophobe just hausered himself."
by Duerf December 28, 2009
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Hauser

Hauser: (slang, Verb) (Bohemia/Western Czech Republic and Northern/Central California coast)

1) To hauser is to completely clean someone or something out, or to steal or take absolutely everything during a robbery or petty theft.

2) To leave nothing behind
1) I pulled off the biggest hauser of the year on the Cal State Sacramento biology department; I took every free school supply they had.

2) Phil hausered our fridge last night, there's nothing good left!

3) Why do you keep hausering all my fucking pills yo?
by Sean Sicklik September 5, 2007
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hausen

*-en-hausen

1.
degree for adjectives higher than the superlative. usually added for postive adjective verbs only (such as sexy, cool, rifk)When used, the normal ending is removed and replaced by "en+hausen".

2.
can be used to let others know, that the just announced adjective was actually an UNDERSTATEMENT.
1.
dude: HAHAHA I'M LAUGHING SO HARD THATS RIFKENHAUSEN
or
dude: dude, your mom is hot, shes the sexenhausen

2.
dude: horse comes into a bar. barkeeper says, "why the long face?"
dude2: RIFKEN
dude3: hausen
by para January 21, 2005
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beaut-hauser

Slang originating from Croydon. Addition to the word beaut. Used to describe something excellent, cool, etc.
That curry was beaut-hauser!
by Dr Rich April 21, 2006
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Big hause

A person who is deadly, awesome and will eat the brown part of a banana.
Wow Ryann is a Big hause!
by Big Hauser March 13, 2019
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Megan Hauserman

A beautiful reality star best known for competing in Beauty and the geek, rock of love 2, i love money, charm school 2 and her own show megan wants a millionaire. Her show was cancelled because a crazy canadian contestant, Ryan jenkins killed his wife. She also once got into a fight with sharon osborne and sued her. Megan Hauserman is also a model and poses for playboy and benchwarmer trading cards. She is distinct from her fellow contestants for having a hot body with nicely shaped hips and is blonde( naturally brown).She also has a black and white chihuaua named lily.
Follow megan hauserman on twitter, Twitter.com/meganhauserman .
by Bluejays12 November 22, 2009
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