Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

1. In neo-lithic times, there was no means of transportation for Neanderthal beings except their own two feet. Thus many of them did alot of running. When running their ussually hairy and oblong penises would chafe agianst their body, so they decided to make an animal skin contraption to hold their beef penis and testicles in place.

At the excavation site, Monty uncovered a 4 million year old Chro-Magnum Beef Harness

by Lars Umayat April 22, 2009

harang

To annoy or nag about something.

"Don't harang me about these things."

"Well they are haranging ME."
-Iron Man

by Cameron Hannan May 11, 2008

Captain Jack Harkness

Someone so sexy, his own name is a pickup line.

*Walks into a bar and sits next to random woman*
Hey, Captain Jack Harkness
*Everybody in the bar has sex with him*

by LiftedStarfish March 4, 2017

Harin

Harin is a friend who makes you laugh until you cry, helps you with your homework because she's smart and she will never forget her friends.

Harin, thanks for always cheering me up.

by 5jhs6was1z February 26, 2018

harness lane guys

a group of friends who are raging alcoholics and love it. they go by the names of bryan jj dylan kyle and brendan, ask about them.

these harness lane guys are the coolest ever.

by bryan arz July 4, 2008

harene

a moody ass mf and is a depressed hoe imo. Kinda a dumb bitch too and clumsy af smh

You see that Goddess over there? Yeah, her name is Harene.

by Moody asshole June 2, 2020

Halyna

One of the hottest girls ever. Typically has a big ass and pretty nice size boobs. She is rare to find because she isn't a whore and is nice to everyone.Three words: sexy as hell. All around perfect.

Damn, did you just see that Halyna? God I wish i could tap that.

by MouseyMMousey May 19, 2011