harry potter

a famous wizard in the wizarding world who survived the most powerful wizard, Voldemort's attack on him, and has a thunderbolt-shaped scar across his forehead, and wears glasses, and has jet black-hair.
by aya December 10, 2003
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The Harry Potter

A man jerks off and then, using the semen that has accumulated on the tip of his dick, draws a lightning bolt on his partner's forehead.

After which he kills the recipient's parents, or next of kin.
Dude I gave that slut Jessica The Harry Potter, she is gonna be pissed when she finds out her parents are dead.
by Tubby McAwesome July 28, 2009
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Harry Potter

One of the gayest book series ever written. Written for D&D nerds who live in their parents' basements and for children. As well as Satan worshippers. Often compared to an even gayer book series: Twilight.
Goth boy: OMG, Harry Potter is SO f***in' awesome!
Normal boy: STFU, you stupid gothsucker.
by MetalHead16 August 20, 2010
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His harry potter didn't even get that big!

He whipped out his harry potter

Daniel Radcliffe showed his harry potter in Equus

Harry played with his harry potter
by Celliquanise October 10, 2007
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A sexual move where a man comes on the woman's forehead in the shape of a lightening bolt, symbolizing that which is on the forehead of the popular character Harry Potter
Joe: "Dude, i gave her a MEAN Harry Potter last night, check out this pic of that lightening bolt!"
by XSVFTW April 03, 2009
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A "harry potter" is not a person, but in fact an action. If you go through any of the harry potter movies or books, you will notice that the main character - harry potter cannot go 5 minutes without doing something foolish, stupid or downright embarassing.

Therefore a "harry potter" is an action that is foolish, stupid, ignorant, embarassing, funny or reflective of something harry potter would do.

E.g. of in the movie, harry potter and the goblet of fire

*Cho chang and her friends on the ravenclaw table giggle and look towards harry. Harry notices this and smiles back, only to forget to his horror that he has milk in his mouth, it spills everywhere. Laughter commences.*

Mr Psst: Hey everybody i am going to walk forward

*mr Psst falls over*

Everyone else: Dude, you just did a harry potter.
by Staplersaurus July 30, 2008
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A Harry Potter is when your fucking a chick from behind, and as your about to bust, you shove a stick in their asshole and yell Expecto-Patronum! Then you proceed to snap the stick off in thier ass.
Chick 1: Why'd you break up with him?
Chick 2: He broke a stick off in my ass!

Chick 3: Oh he Harry Potter 'd you...HE'S A KEEPER!
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