slap-happy fuckwit

An incredibly oblivious individual of questionable intelligence

That slap-happy fuckwit should have been a blowjob

by vikings#1fan August 15, 2015

slap happy surprise

For best results do this one in the dark. When the famale partner askes for the male to pull out, the male should cum in his hand. he should then go up to the famale partner and act like he is gonna slap her in the face with the jizz hand, he should slap her in the face a few times with the unjizzed hand. After her gaurd is down the male must slap his female partner in the face with the jizzed on hand.

She did not want me to cum in her so i decided to give her a slap happy surprise.

by Paul Trahan April 21, 2003

slap happy hellacopter

While getting some head from a dime and ya cant get it up... grab your dick and spin it around in a circle a couple of times to wind up and slap her right across the face with a limp dick!!!

i gave ur mom a slap happy hellacopter last night!

by Dave 6 September 23, 2003

slap-happy-grand-pappy

an older person who is very happy about life & the things around him.

Brian: "Damn Carl, I only had 2 pieces of chicken out of that 12 piece family box last evening!", "you're such a pig!"

Carl: "Yo slap-happy-grand-pappy!"

by T.Wilson January 1, 2013

yo slap happy pappy

the conclusion to the "yo mama" conflicts:

bob- what did we have for homework today?
bill- yo mama
bob- yo daddy
bill- you slap happy pappy

erm...see above

by ninj4 March 23, 2004

Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal

An offer you simply cannot refuse to give up.

"Want to go eat some shrimp at that one restaurant you like?"
"Well that sounds like a Slap-Happy Butt-Smackin' Deal, my good sir!"

by Cyrus9201 October 11, 2013

slap-happy-butt-smacking-good-deal

1 acceptance

2 Giggity

well you have yourself a slap-happy-butt-smacking-good-deal fine sir

by Barnaby Jones II February 15, 2009