no hands!

kinda like noscoping in a game but you get oral and when your ready to cum you stand up scream no hands take it out and let the cum find its own path , you get bonus points if most of it hits her...

dude:im about ready to cum girl: mhm guy:(stands up) no hands! . dude: sorry about your shirt , rug , hair etc...

by davidcoey November 6, 2010

Handed

that act of beating some one or some thing
see the Owned

I handed that bitch in street fighter!

by Da Tuma January 20, 2009

hands

You say HANDS when someone basically says something wrong, and when you do say HANDS then you get to slap that person in the hand. But if they say NO HANDS then you don't slap them. - Fun to play anywhere.

Teacher: We are going to learn about math today.
Student 1: Did she say we were gonna learn about math tomorow?
Student 2: NO! I'm pretty sure she said today, HANDS!

by BG SHYBOY September 28, 2006

hand

A guy's hand is his first sex partner.

When I was a young teenager, my hand was my favorite sex partner!

by eda-skip October 30, 2021

hand

a word said when someone says something really stupid in which it basically means "give me your hand so i can slap it, because you said something so fucking retarded or dumb its not funny."

Person 1: Son I got you covered like an eclipse.
Person 2: HAND!

by jmac09 October 21, 2007

handing

Handing; The act of touching ones self with a prosthetic hand.

"did you hear someone was caught handing them self in the bathroom"

by CrimsonIce May 20, 2016

The Hand

The Hand is a nickname I call Casey, another cadet who is a Merlin at edging me for over an hour and holding me at that almost-but-not-quite-there-yet feeling and then making me have an awesome hand-gasm.

The Hand is coming to our room tonight to do me, and I've already got a boner!

by USAF Cadet November 14, 2020