Born with Handles

1 A man or woman with a large booty where-in the partner has an excess amount of fat to hold onto during sex. 2. Large folds of fat that can be used during a sex act.

Man, that girl is thick! You know she was Born with Handles !

by the2ndflood October 4, 2007

Jesus Christ Handles

Term for the handle above the pasengers head on a car that can be used for hanging coats, but more often grabbed at times when your firend is driving whaaaay to fast.

" I didnt think he would get round that corner, I had to grab the Jesus Christ Handles!"

by Zippyvr6 April 9, 2009

pulling handles

An excuse you can use if anyone catches you in the act of beating off because the art of "pulling handles" in ceramics looks like the male form of masturbating.

Professor: Hey Dan, what are you doing over there in the corner?

Dan: Oh...um...nothing...just pulling handles!

Professor: Ok, good...I thought you were masturbating.

by H-town Crew March 12, 2008

lonely handles

Rolls of fat, love handles, around the waist of people with no one to love.

Since my brother's gf left him, his love handles shall now be referred to as lonely handles.

by Mister Knut October 11, 2012

Love Handles

When you need a little more to grab onto, when you're sliding your hot cock up your lover's tight ass, these guys jiggle just right.

Did you see thee love handles on that chick

by kidg May 21, 2008

Slut Handles

Tits used to hold onto while fucking a slut

I was doing this chick so hard I used her Slut Handles to hold on tight...

by WillKORE The Brutal January 14, 2008

rape handles

noun. pony tails or pigtails, especially the latter, because they can be used as handles during intercourse

My hair is being unruly today. I think I'll put up some rape handles.

by stevelightning June 17, 2011