Jim is front and Anne is behind a human centipede.
Jim: Please give me a centipede handjob Anne.
Anne: *mumbles, then gives one*
Jim: Please give me a centipede handjob Anne.
Anne: *mumbles, then gives one*
by GoshPoshJosh December 16, 2014
by Dicktonary Definer September 5, 2017
The Helsinki handjob is obtained by being masturbated in a sauna and then ejaculating on the heating rocks; effectively forcing the masturbater to inhale your semen vapor.
by The TGIF brothers March 28, 2011
A handjob for giant dicks. The dick is held in both hands, one of each side of the body, while the hands move back and forth.
by Dingdongbro October 26, 2020
The back row in a theater, sports arena, or church. Since they're often dark and secluded, they're theoretically the best place to get a handjob, without being seen by some fuckwipe.
Joe: Duuuuuuude we should've gotten our tickets way sooner- we're stuck in the back row.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
Bob: Ha says you - me and my girl always wanted handjob seats.
Joe: Oh yeah? I'm gonna sit in the third row. Whatever seat I sit in is the handjob seat.
by Fedora Jack December 16, 2015
The act of stroking one’s penis whilst said victim is in a lying or cradling position. Often times, this is assisted by breast sucking, hair/head play, and/or encouraging.
You position yourself to get in the nursing handjob position. You suck her breadts as she strokes your dick with one hand and lovingly pats your head with the other hand. She also calls you a good boy and tells you that you’re doing a good job as she gives you the nursing handjob.
by HorniB0i February 24, 2023
When both partners use one hand each to form a circle used to masterbate. Can be created by holding hands, and inserting the penis in the middle of the hold, created by the hands together.
by Leather#0001 February 25, 2022