pink fuzzy handcuffs

an apprehending device used to "lock up that nasty fat wet noodle boy" and is most likely accompanied by a whip to "whip da fuck outa any sexy pineapple, tipsy girl, puppy, or bubbles you can".

dude i totally pink fuzzy handcuffs that mash game!

i used pink fuzzy handcuffs last night

by grannysmithdeath January 22, 2009

White Man's Handcuffs

The dance move performed by an ackward white man, or rhythmically challenged man of color, wherein the man bends his arms at the elbows, and while holding them chest-high, gyrates uncomfortably all the while keeping his wrists no more than four inches apart, thereby making him appear rigiid and preventing his body from responding to the natural rythm of the music

For White Man's Handcuffs see any wedding, Bar Mitzvah or Confirmation party video of uncomfortable white men dancing.

by thesmallC September 28, 2011

Fluffy Pink Handcuffs

The one thing you can't have kinky sex without!

These are the fluffiest and pinkiest fluffy pink handcuffs I've ever used for kinky sex! This is the best Kinky Sex I HAVE EVER HAD!

by Jorje Neemen February 24, 2011

pink fluffy handcuffs

Pink Fluffy Handcuffs are handcuffs that are pink and fluffy

WOW! I love your pink fluffy handcuffs!

by 357TVT February 5, 2017

Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

Expression that means that one is getting continually screwed/raped/ass-raped, figuratively.

Shit. I got a D on the chem midterm last week. I lost $50 in poker last night. Now I've got a fucking $150 phone bill to pay AND rent due. Just handcuff my wrists to my ankles!

by Nick D March 10, 2003

say handcuffs backwards

send this in a discord server with censor bot to troll everyone

me: say handcuffs backwards

user: sffucdnah

Censor Bot: @user you are not allowed to say that!

user gets muted for swearing

me HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

by Hehe I cheated March 17, 2021

Brass Handcuffs

Similar to the golden handcuffs that keep you at a horrible job, but upon closer inspection, you’ll notice they’re not anywhere near as valuable despite looking similar.

They’re attempting to keep people around with handcuffs, but what they’re actually offering are brass handcuffs, not gold. They’re the same color, but folks are going to leave because they’re not strong or valuable enough to keep us around.

by anonymous January 28, 2022