shaking hands with downstairs

Another term for male masturbation.

Mike: "Hey, why didn't you show up last night?"
Lindo: "I was too busy watching porn and shaking hands with downstairs."

by Mandy O. January 7, 2009

shaking hands with jfk

Masterbating, playing with yourself. shaking the morning wood

Hey adam whats up man, nothing much just shaking hands with jfk

by Leonard devine July 1, 2008

shaking hands with the clock

To Not have enough time in a day or running way behind time.

I need to get my house ready for winter Im “shaking hands with the clock

by Crazy Coffe drinking puppy November 4, 2017

shake hands with the unemployed

what guys who can't get a girlfriend do

When someone has spent too long in the toilet: "Have you been shaking hands with the unemployed?"

by Monodon July 27, 2004

Shake hands with J.F.K.

It means "to masturbate".

Brb, ima go shake hands with J.F.K.!

by Adam and Lenny September 3, 2006

Shake hands with the devil

To point percy at the porcelein...which is to urinate...or to masturbate...or if you feel so inclined to do both at the same time

Hey i need to excuse myself as i need to desperately shake hands with the devil

by Blakey-Snakey May 31, 2018

Shake Hands with the Germans

To flog the dolphin, pitchin batting practice, choke the chicken, beat the meat, beat the cock, jerkin the gerkin, all that shit... MASTURBATING!

My roommate was Shaking hands with the Germans one day when I walked in.

by Poiker April 20, 2004