hamstering

When a person or company tries to get out of a situation, by finding a loophole to get through, or coming up with some kind of bullshit excuse.
Much like a hamster tries anything to escape its cage.

Damn insurance company is hamstering out of paying me.

by oknowpublishthis March 2, 2008

Hammering

Definition 1: Hitting or working on a project/building with a hammer.

Definition 2: Banging as in sex terms, or giving oral head.

Example Definition 1: "I'm hammering this nail down so it will stay put."

Example Definition 2: "Your girlfriend was hammering between my legs...in bed!"

by Toon.Light.Asuka. February 15, 2009

Proper Hammering

When India gets hammered by Pakistan convincingly in ODIs & Tests or when Kohli chokes in World Cup knockouts.

Example - India got proper hammering of 12-8 against Pakistan in Tests, Jayasuriya did proper hammering of 189 against India, Kohli got his stumps properly hammered by Johnson in 2015 WC semis.

by Cricket Junkie September 1, 2020

hamstranomical

something so epic, that it's epicness can only be compared that that is of a hamster's.

"like, o-m-g. did you see jaymee's new shirt?" "yah, i totally did. sooo hamstranomical!"

by samuelalan April 19, 2009

Hastings Pudding

A fake pudding invented to make the English appear ignorant about the shit house local recipes. When mentioned they commonly reject it's existence then agree it does just to sound less stupid.

It is also a term for when a gay man falls asleep with jizz on his face and it dries so he can chip it off and eat it when he is hungry.

Q: "Hey John, is that Hastings Pudding on your face?"
A: "Fook me I have been looking for that cunt on google for ages, fookin takes good!!"

by mindcandy August 3, 2012

hastings shuffle

The act of "Nodding Off" to "Nod Off" or "Go on the nod", also caused by malnutrition and sleep depravation. Another form of the H.S. would be erratic arm flailing and scratching of the skin, generally brought on by a cocaine induced psychosis.

he's doing the hastings shuffle.

nod, nodding, nod off, going on the nod

by E.S. Day September 15, 2006

Hastings

A long street in Vancouver and Burnaby Canada that has many many prostitues and heroine addicts especially on West Hastings. East Hastings is simply a busy street, West hastings is noted for heroine, prostitution, weed, and is one of the few places in Canada that is actually a downright scary place to be.

Guy1 "Hey man I almost ran over a prostitue the other day"
Guy2 "Really, where were you, hastings?"
Guy1"yup"
Guy2"Figures"

by Willsssss November 2, 2005