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Hampster Tucking

The act of shaving and declawing a hampster, rubbing it in cocaine, and then inserting it in one's anus.
My bro had to borrow my razor last night cause he was hampster tucking.
by douchey mcdoucherton March 26, 2011
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Gucci Hamster

A hamster that you get from spider man and a girl who ate 98 frogs that are shaped like a door, they gave birth to A GUCCI HAMSTER and eventually the evil doctor, (dr. Soppy socks) bought their kids, and he put them in his lab, he got so scared about his porcupine runaways eating his jeans cutely, so he sold the gucci hamsters. So legend says, kids still play hang man using these evil hamsters.
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On the Hamster Wheel

A COVID-19 shelter-in-place personal discovery, as consequence of simply having time to reflect on what really matters in life.
After 4 weeks of social distancing, I've come to the conclusion that I FUCKIN HATE MY JOB and ain't NO WAY I'm gettin' BACK On the Hamster Wheel...
by YAWA April 17, 2020
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The unicorn hamster

When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn.
When having sex and close to ejaculation the man retracts his penis and inserts both testicles into mouth and placing one in each cheek. He then leaves his penis to hang free whilst still erect. This creates the illusion of a unicorn. "The unicorn hamster".
by Intercourse master mind August 25, 2010
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petting the hamster

Another term for making love. Having sex, intercourse.
Being defined, when a man listens to a Barry White song, it puts him in the mood to pet the hamster . petting the hamster
by #FamilyFued June 9, 2017
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Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?

The first line of 'The hat fic'
when someone says 'Hey, Dan can we get a hamster?' i want to rip my hair out. as the hat fic has ruined my life
by CallieHowlter December 26, 2017
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hamsterous

of, or pertaining to, a hamster.
something that resembles a hamster.
Kate Moss is extremely hamsterous, I want to send her a giant exercise wheel or something.
by Emily6363 April 28, 2006
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