HAM

an adjective used on girls to rate them. Usually comes with the ham meter package which can detect the scale of a ham girl. 99% of the female population don't know what this means, so use freely. Most of the ham population live in a small town called Oak Harbor, WA. It's fucking terrible. The smallest thing can turn a fine ass girl into a ham ass mother fucking bitch.
It's a great cover-up for the following words:
Ugly
Fat
Stinky
Bitch

We got so many ham ass bitches in our school!

Joe: Hey Pam, guess what!?

Pam: What?

Joe: You're ham!

OH GOD! MY HAM METER IS GOING OFF!!

*Ham girl walking by in confusion*

-Guy walks into a group of girls-

Attention! Attention! You're all ham as fuck.

by TheAlmightyBasedLord September 28, 2011

Ham [ham] [hamming] [to ham]

Noun, Verb.
An annoying person or thing that unecessarily lurks in an unwanted manner.

She wouldn't stop hamming on my back last night, she wouldn't leave.

That suitcase at the top of the stairs is such a ham ham hamming to ham - it's been sitting there for months!

by Sr. Anch January 18, 2009

ham

ham is a good thing to eat

"want some ham?"
"oh yes!!!!!"

by hello my hubby friend May 5, 2020

hams

Breasts of large size. Usually not contained within a bra or other supportive device.

Donna's got very large hams.

by x_x_x_x May 31, 2006

ham

cured meat from a big

I'll have to do some p90 after eating all that ham

by ilovelondon88 September 3, 2012

Ham

Going hard as a mother fudger at the gym. Getting your Swoll on.

Damn did you see that Drew went ham at the gym? Brett is so pissed now.

by BigDaddyCaneTheBoss February 22, 2014

ham

someone's pink, sweaty ass pressed up against glass

We were driving by the high school yesterday and Brandon gave everyone on the corner a shot of his ham.

by Anonymous August 28, 2003