Haakon

Haakon is a Guy who likes gay midget porn and chinese fart porn

A:Oh your a Haakon
B: yes i am

by Big titty .qn June 8, 2021

HAMAZON

An extremely fat and tall woman who is constantly eating.

Did you see that hamazon gobble down that fifteen pounds of bacon? She obscured the sun!

by mageepet January 23, 2009

Mohammad Hamaki

A popular Egyptian pop singer. You will find Zenahs mostly listening to and obsessing over him

Zenah: I love Mohammad Hamaki!

by Amany August 19, 2007

haakon

big dick, over 15 inches.

wow that guy has a haakon dick.

by kukitissen January 8, 2019

Haakon

Most epic awesome intelligent guy. *Fortnite default dance*

Look at that retarded Haakon guy over there. what a faggot

by Hakn February 21, 2019

hamak

another name for camels cum,

camels love to hamak in other camels and mammals, MUM i HOPE THAT ISN'T HAMAK ON YOUR ASS AND FACE.

by Dr Ann Lee July 12, 2005

Alaskan Hamalo

The Alaskan Hamalo is an ancient tecnique to torture humans back in the 1990's.

They would take a condom (made of deer hide back then), fill it with butter and bacon, then put it in the freezer and wait for it to freeze. Once frozen they take it out and insert into the tortured man's buddy who is being stoned by the public.

100% death rate.

That dude just got the fuckin Alaskan Hamalo.

by Hamalololololol August 28, 2009