NOT just an excuse for girls to dress like complete sluts. Also an excuse for guys do dress as comfortably as possible in some ill-conceived "costume," and for both sexes to then get shitfaced and get laid, no matter how fat/ugly the accomplice. If you were born in July, you were probably conceived on Halloween- think about it!
Stacy: "Hi Tracy, know what you're going to be for HALLOWEEN?"
Tracy: "Well, I have this really short skirt..."
Stacy: "Great. Mark or some other guy will want to pork you if you wear it."
Tracy: "Yeah, I'll probably get porked, either by Mark or by a different person. After all it's HALLOWEEN."
Tracy: "Well, I have this really short skirt..."
Stacy: "Great. Mark or some other guy will want to pork you if you wear it."
Tracy: "Yeah, I'll probably get porked, either by Mark or by a different person. After all it's HALLOWEEN."
by whynot porker November 20, 2007
Get the HALLOWEENmug. by ilovesluts January 22, 2013
Get the Halloweenmug. by Lesll October 30, 2018
Get the halloweenmug. by rawr 🦖 October 7, 2020
Get the Halloweenmug. What ever happened to innocent children in Wizard of Oz costumes on Halloween? You'll understand if you've seen Mean Girls
by hi_imanerdalert May 3, 2014
Get the Halloweenmug. by thatspookyboi October 28, 2019
Get the halloweenmug. The time of year where grown men can pretend they are only trick or treating to accompany their young son/daughter when in actuality they just want some candy.
Man: Oh god! I can't wait for the next Halloween!
Son: I think I am getting too old for trick or treating so I won't be going next year
Man: WHAT!
Son: I think I am getting too old for trick or treating so I won't be going next year
Man: WHAT!
by DragonSlayer(aka Ace Renn) November 1, 2017
Get the Halloweenmug.