Gay Hairdresser

A gay hairdresser is someone you utterly spill your guts to about relationships, breakups, social happenings, and related nonsense.

The phrase takes its origin from how in films and television shows a woman will dump or have a deep self centered conversation with their gay hairdresser or friend.

(The thanksgiving episode of king of the hill is a good example)

"So that was when she broke up with me. I felt like i was dicked around."

"Thats rough."

"Aw, shit, sorry dude. I didn't mean to make you my gay hairdresser."

by AtomickBombick October 16, 2008

Hairmonica

When your mustache hair gets caught in the harmonica you’re jammin’ on and it hurts like a bitch.

Bobo wasn’t just getting into the blues when he hit that last note, he was in pain ‘cuz he was playing hairmonica.

by HumaneAnimal November 8, 2017

Hardoom

A stagnant pool of waste most commonly found in Modern Warfare 2. It will complain and ridicule you based on your performance, even if you do better than it.

Joe :Hey wanna play some MW2 today Tom?
Tom: Yeah as long as we don't run into a Hardoom.
Joe: Oh true, maybe we should go get food instead.
Tom: Yeah sounds great, Hardooms don't go outside

by itsELP December 11, 2018

hairvolution

A revolution sparked by a killer haircut.

Ian started the hairvolution with that cut.

by Idubb27 November 13, 2021

Hairdryer

Another word for a turbocharger

Man, they really should've put a hairdryer in the BRZ, it gets gapped by civics!

by Whoopty Doo! November 25, 2022

Residual hardon

A swollen cock generated by a full day of mild arousal.

John wanted to make his placid cock look big for Sean, so he played with himself for a few hours and generated a residual hardon.

by Team Ferret January 24, 2020

Harry Hardon

A reference to one's penis.

That's Sir Harry Hardon to you, arse wipe.

by de-pube December 5, 2020