hafnarfjörður

a random ass town in iceland that has a weird name, no one knows how to pronounce it - not even locals
it’s old empty and expensive

usually when people from there get asked where they’re from, they usually just say Reykjavík which is the capital city and less shitty than the sad town Hafnarfjörður

oh hey did you hear from this guy that lives in the capital of iceland?
does he live in Garðabær?
no...
Kópavogur?

no.....

mosfellsbær?
no?...

THEN WHERE DOES HE LIVE?
hafnarfjörður..

what’s that?

by hoelycow May 14, 2018

hannerbe

A username that includes hannah, er, and be

Person1: Hey you know hannerbe
Person2: oh yeah i'm friends with them on roblox

by 1l1umi June 29, 2021

Haner

A ginger kid with bad grades, loves to date girls with STD’s

Josh Haner loves Brooklyn she has STD’s

by Cindy Hahner January 28, 2022

Hafer

To disapprove of anything and everything even remotely related to fun, enjoyment, and laughter.

Friend: "Wanna come puddle jumping with me?!"
The Hafer: "Puddle jumping? What are you, three?"
Other Friend: "Dude, you're such a Hafer. Stop Hafering."

by The Hafer October 25, 2012

hugh hefner

a GREAT AMERICAN HERO invented the first mens magazine playboy. also led the sexual revolution against conservative asswipes and feminist fucktards. he died a hero and is currently in heaven fucking sexy women including marilon Monroe.

Hugh hefner was a good man

by breast man98bbbbb2breastman89 February 14, 2019

Hagner

A bearesque human known for his large girth, and infamous "dinasaur" move.. someone who measures their alcohol tolerance in Das boots and Tom Collins's.. also has a faint odor of Salami, and gives out great gorilla masks..

Mulesavitch: who's drinking beer and eating salami?
Meng Wang: No that just Hagner.. He have funny hair on face!

by Patrick Little August 26, 2008

hofner

When you have a boner for no particular reason.

Lawrence gets hofners all the time.

by Elizabethanne February 26, 2007