Van Hagar

A rather negative term used to describe the period of time in which Sammy Hagar dominated as the lead singer of Van Halen. This period of time spans from their album "5150" to present day Van Halen. Hagar took over the lead singer's role when David Fucking Lee Roth walked out on the rest of the band shortly after "1984". Although the Hagar albums are quite different from the Roth ones, they still kick major ass. Van Halen's next album should release early this summer. Hagar owns you all.

Van Halen or Van Hagar, they own either way.

by EVH February 17, 2005

Hangar Talk

Hangar talk is the filthiest most offensive fucking language one can witness, according to aircraft mechanics, and ‘faglord’ pilots which, let’s be real, they all are, Hangar Talk is the disgusting language and thoughts that they could not say in front of their families.

Mechanic: Fuckin, you fuckin gay cunt, you.
Other mechanic: *Joins in and says the most homophobic, sexist, racist and horny insult known to man*
That One Apprentice: Fuck, I love me some Hangar Talk.

by WeReadYourWordsInMathClass February 27, 2023

Dirty Hagar

When you're raw dogging overweight women and spreading the clap.

Man i got so drunk last night i did a "dirty hagar" and had to escape this morning from that fat chicks house

by pieceof_mind May 30, 2019

hangarover

Illness after excessive beach volleyball in a large building in which aircrafts used to be kept or repaired, followed immediately by excessive overeating: symptoms include muscle ache, soreness, nausea, and an inexplicable thirst for Gatorade.

I have a hangarover. I'm so tired and sore after last night!

by Veenix March 28, 2007

Hagar'd

When someone leaves their facebook or myspace account logged-in and another person posts a photo or video of Sammy Hagar in attempts to make that person look like a complete tool. Good for use in an office environment when lewd photos are not permitted.

"I forgot to log out of Facebook and I totally got Hagar'd!"

by Seattle Lucky Devil December 2, 2010

Hagar

Something, someone, or an action that is REALLY cute :D

Dude, did you see Blaine and Carly today? They're totally the most hagar people I've EVER seen.

by peanutbutterchairs June 7, 2011

haggard ass

Something that is ghetto, mankey or old.

Dude, that's the most Haggard Ass pair of pants I've ever seen.

by Cass. March 26, 2005