conspiracy theory hijacker

Conspirators or patsies who join conspiracy theorists with an intent to discredit them in the eyes of the general public.

CT: Presidential election is staged by the Illuminati.
Victim: Surely this cannot be true, let me prove it to you.
CTH: It's true and the Earth is flat and run by lizards.
Victim: Now I won't even bother.
CT: Don't mind him, he's with them, he's a conspiracy theory hijacker.

by jsisidore June 2, 2016

hijacked

the act of intentionally having an off-topic conversation in a thread in order to prevent the thread's original topic from being discussed

When xbabycakesx made a thread in which she posted pictures of her new tattoos, some righteous guardian angel of messageboard crusader hijacked it by posting animated .gifs of nefarious cartoon tubers engaged in devious sex acts, thus preventing her from losing face by shifting attention away from the embarrassing photos she had posted.

by Elliott November 14, 2005

Hijacker

One who gets high -- usually with marijuana -- and proceeds to jack off.

See that guy over there? His roommates say he's a highjacker.

by Rick February 7, 2005

Hijackamaroo

When an old roomate moves in during the dark of night and replaces the roomate that had taken his place.

When James got back from Alaska he pulled a Hijackamaroo on Will, and the roomates rejoiced.

by The Retarder September 8, 2005

Haack

The best last name anyone could ask for. If you have this as a last name your most likely know. As the hot kid that gets a lot of chicks.

Man that guy is good looking and look at all thos girls he’s got. He must be a Haack.

by LHFresh August 17, 2021

Hijacked Black Beauty

Full lips, round booties, brown skin, cornrows, braids are all traits that are commonly found in black women and women of african descent.

Although these traits are common on black women, society does not acknowledge the beauty of these traits unless these traits appear on a non-black female.

Hijacked black beauty occurs when society praises and glorifies a non-black woman who has full lips, a round booty, cornrows or any other physical feature that is common amongst women of african descent. But ignores and demeans the beauty of black women as if black women have not had these same features all along.

This is a form of anti-black woman racism which exist because of people's inability to recognize the beauty of the black-black woman.

It is clear that people find these traits appealing, yet many people still hold the racist belief that these same features are ugly on black women.

I notice that round booties and full lips didn't become considered beautiful until J.Lo and Angelina Jolie became celebrities, no one wants to accept black beauty, but they accept hijacked black beauty instead.

by Lovinmysistas.com June 13, 2011

hijackulate

v. 1. To hijack or take over an object, seat, position, or plane, through the use of one's mid-flight man milk, or vigorous masturbation in which an ejaculation occurs.

Note that this can this *can* be accomplished through forcible hijacking, followed by masturbation, as long as ejaculatory fluid makes contact with the hijacked individual/s. This can sometimes be difficult when the hijacked individual runs like a bitch or does not fight back.

2. To masturbate on a plane, either in full view of passengers or in a bathroom.

1. You just got HIJACULATED, bitch. Swallow.

2. "Dude, I just hijackulated that plane." "Fuck yeah."

by dicksonaplane January 13, 2010