HaJack

HaJack. (v.)

1) The act of intentionally interrupting a presentation or meeting with trite comments, insignificant opinions and mindless blather.

2) Intentionally interrupting a speaker or presenter in order because you believe your thoughts and opinions are greater than that of the person presenting.

3) The female version of being bogenslammed

Person #1: "Dude. I was doing a presentation and wasn't even 2 minutes into it when this bitch just raised her hand and said she had a question. It wasn't even a question, just a series of useless comments I couldn't even follow. It completely disrupted my flow."

Person#2: "Wow. Sounds like your presentation got Hajacked, bro."

by MBANinja March 4, 2012

conversation hijacker

One who jumps into a conversation un-invited, often for attention.

George: "Hey, you see the game last night?"
Justin:"Yea, it was-
Kyle:"I LOVE FOOTBALL!"

Kyle is a conversation hijacker.

by Georgey A. March 16, 2008

John Haack

The real life gigachad, the sigma male king. He lifts all the plates in the gym and makes any girls panties wet simply by dming them one of his 10,000,000,000 memes, no matter how uptight and thotty they are he gets the coochie. He is awkward rejecting societal norms and dressing up like a filthy frank character just to outlift and imasculate every male on the planet, therefore he is the ultimate sigma male. He has the haack squat named after him.

Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.

If aliens invade earth they'll go extinct the moment john haack finds out about them.

by Necrozma Beam October 2, 2021

Hijacked Headspace

Hijacked Headspace is a Comedy podcast created in 2011 by George Shantz and Jamie Merkel. It can be found at www.hijackedheadspace.com. Funny Shit!

I listen to Hijacked Headspace. Fucking Funny

Dumb Person: Hijacked Headspace isn't funny, It's offensive
Normal Person: Shut the Fuck Up

by tyler2009 January 4, 2012

halack

The cheesy flap found on the inside of the mans rectal passage. Can also be found on some females. Promotes the production of smegma. Usually sorrounded by layers of mucus and pusy fluid. Has the consistency of custard.

After the blood-orgy Roger found David's custard-smeared halack draped over his purple bit.

by idonteatdogs November 26, 2010

date hijacking

When you're on a date with someone (this usually happens with a boy taking out a girl) and your date is snatched away by someone higher in the food chain.
Your date eventually returns to you hours later for the sole purpose of giving her or a him a ride home.

At prom, Mark got his date hijacked by Juan. She came back when it was time to go and Mark had to drop her off in Butt Fuck Egypt.

by Bukkake Joe May 16, 2005

hijacking-off

When your teledildonics network connection becomes compromised by an external third party (the telehijacker) and they gain control of your teledildo. Results in loss of control of a virtual masturbation session.

"Honey, you worked me so hard last night with the We-Vibe!"
"What are you talking about...? I didn't even have my phone on me last night..."
"Have you updated the security on your phone? Have we been hacked...? Was that a hijacking-off?!?!"

by shadya_pervytra April 18, 2015