A complete loser who generally plays in his/her high school band and sits at home when not busy doing homework or practicing BLOWING into their instrument, by playing video games all day.
LOSER: I just got home from band and now I have to do my homework while playing Halo 3 to create my 3rd level 50 and hurry up and sell it!.
The real life gigachad, the sigma male king. He lifts all the plates in the gym and makes any girls panties wet simply by dming them one of his 10,000,000,000 memes, no matter how uptight and thotty they are he gets the coochie. He is awkward rejecting societal norms and dressing up like a filthy frank character just to outlift and imasculate every male on the planet, therefore he is the ultimate sigma male. He has the haack squat named after him.
Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.
If aliens invade earth they'll go extinct the moment john haack finds out about them.
The faithful partisan hack Matthew Kacsmaryk applies the laws differently based on the party that appointed him with little grasp of logic or fairness.
An area of outer south London within the London Borough of Sutton. Sutton Council is renowned for its green credentials, as evidenced by being a partner in the energy efficient housing scheme in Hackbridge known as BedZED (=Beddington Zero Energy Development).
Hackbridge is near to a beautiful and extensive park: Beddington Park contains a Grade I listed manor house, and is very picturesque with the River Wandle (a Thames tributary) flowing through it.
Hackbridge is in travel card zone 4, and just one stop from uber cool Carshalton.
Hackbridge is set for even greater things in coming years with more beautifully designed, ecological housing now being built.