The cheesy flap found on the inside of the mans rectal passage. Can also be found on some females. Promotes the production of smegma. Usually sorrounded by layers of mucus and pusy fluid. Has the consistency of custard.
by idonteatdogs November 26, 2010
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Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.
Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.
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To stop, block, cock-block, shut-out, faire cassé, make 53 saves in one game, and to kickoff the Washington Capital's golf season.
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Get the Halakdown mug.Mina halaka is a male kid that has huge nose but seceretly he lives an adventerous life as a plate cleaning hero he is often known as a nigga bigga he wants to be a doctor and he likes to watch alot of porn he also is pretty cunning in changing subjects!He is also known as troll man!
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(Montreal Canadiens back up goaltender Jaroslav Halak is often better than regular goalie Carey Price)
(Montreal Canadiens back up goaltender Jaroslav Halak is often better than regular goalie Carey Price)
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