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halack

The cheesy flap found on the inside of the mans rectal passage. Can also be found on some females. Promotes the production of smegma. Usually sorrounded by layers of mucus and pusy fluid. Has the consistency of custard.
After the blood-orgy Roger found David's custard-smeared halack draped over his purple bit.
by idonteatdogs November 26, 2010
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John Haack

The real life gigachad, the sigma male king. He lifts all the plates in the gym and makes any girls panties wet simply by dming them one of his 10,000,000,000 memes, no matter how uptight and thotty they are he gets the coochie. He is awkward rejecting societal norms and dressing up like a filthy frank character just to outlift and imasculate every male on the planet, therefore he is the ultimate sigma male. He has the haack squat named after him.

Furthermore he is a true patriot. He blasts eminem, "now you're a man", and "murica fuck yeah" during his workouts. This contributes little to his overall chadliness and godlike abilities but it simply exemplifies his aura.
If aliens invade earth they'll go extinct the moment john haack finds out about them.
by Necrozma Beam October 2, 2021
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halaking

To stop, block, cock-block, shut-out, faire cassé, make 53 saves in one game, and to kickoff the Washington Capital's golf season.
Hey Ovechkin, you can go home now, I'm halaking you from now on.
by oleoleoleoleoleol April 29, 2010
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Halakdown

To shutdown the opposition's ability to score; to prevent small disc of rubber from entering a 4' by 6' area.
Even Ty Conklin can have the goal on Halakdown against the New York Rangers.
by UIWWildthing November 11, 2010
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mina halaka

Mina halaka is a male kid that has huge nose but seceretly he lives an adventerous life as a plate cleaning hero he is often known as a nigga bigga he wants to be a doctor and he likes to watch alot of porn he also is pretty cunning in changing subjects!He is also known as troll man!
Mina:"hey man are you mina halaka?"
Mina:"I use to be mina halaka till i took an arrow to the knee"
by hero3929 December 4, 2011
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Jaroslav Halak

Slovac word for "super ninja Jedi master goaltender"
Did you see halak play in the 7th game of the Habs/Caps series?? The goaltender was Jaroslav Halak!!
by Habsfan227 April 30, 2010
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Halak

When the Price is not right.

(Montreal Canadiens back up goaltender Jaroslav Halak is often better than regular goalie Carey Price)
200 dollars for that? Definately halak
by habsfan0313 February 4, 2010
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