Husband Bulge

This expression comes from the horror movie Cabin in the Woods, released in 2011. Basically, a "husband bulge" is an erection.

"Dude, zip up your fly. I can see your husband bulge!" erection

by BeccaBess August 21, 2012

Space Husbands

In Star Trek: The Original Series, Spock and James T. Kirk tend to have sexual tension between them. Many fans support it, but not all. It's a fandom on Tumblr, DeviantART and Livejournal.

Bones (Doctor Leonard McCoy) is Jealous of Spock/Kirk (Space Husbands).

by jimtiberiuskirk March 28, 2011

Corpse husband

Corpse husband is an American YouTuber that makes music and has a YouTube channel dedicated too sPoooooky content. He also has a really nice voice, his hands are also very nice. Many including me simp for him.

Person 1: bro have you seen the Youtuber Corpses content? Its amazing

Person 2: I did, totally simping

“ Corpse husband is an American YouTuber that makes music and has a YouTube channel dedicated too sPoooooky content. He also has a really nice voice, his hands are also very nice. Many including me simp for him.”

by Sommer666 October 17, 2020

instagram husband

The husband of a blogger or online influencer who takes photographs for his spouse and is tolerant of the constant interruptions that come along with the blogging business.

My instagram husband is used to eating cold food because I always make him wait to eat until I take a good photograph.

by KelseyKaplanFashion November 21, 2016

trophy husband

A man who looks amazing and sits at home all day, mooching off his wifes money.

Tyler wants to be a trophy husband when he gets old, unfortunately he dosen't have the body.

by Salllliiiieeee December 9, 2008

Husband

Male who has leveled up and evolved from "boyfriend."

Male just leveled up to "husband": he obtained a wife!

by megustavideojuegos December 11, 2012

husband faker

A husband who feigns incompetence in performing household tasks in order to be excused from having to do them. Examples include feigning an inability to vacuum, purposefully showing confusion in trying to locate items in the kitchen, totally avoiding and showing inability to do laundry, etc.

Jack: "I'm a husband faker. To get out of housework, I pretended to not know how to vacuum, cook or do the laundry. Now my wife does everything."

by yes juanito yes April 7, 2013