Harlem Sausage

It's when you deep-fry your dick and have anal sex using ketchup as lube.

My back still hurts from that Harlem Sausage I gave to my girl last night.

by wasteoftime.exe August 2, 2018

Harlem Haymaker

When you're having vaginal or anal sex with your partner in the full nelson position, and right before you're gonna bust a nut, deliver a single, powerful thrust that launches them in mid-air and as they're coming back down, proceed to deck them right in the kisser.

My wife and I recently divorced because I decided to treat her to something special in the bedroom one night, and in the heat of the moment right when I was about to nut, I delivered the Harlem Haymaker hard enough that, not only did she clench like a vice grip, but also went into a 2-year coma.

by Magnumus Dongus March 23, 2020

Harlem Napkin

Toilet paper. Used in place of a paper towel or a napkin.

You: Damn bro, you have hot pockets?
Friend: Yeah, why?
You: I'm gonna cook one. Got any paper towels?
Friend: Na, but there are some harlem napkins in the bathroom.

by kevin padillac July 20, 2010

Harlem Shake

A new stupid dance crass on YouTube, and people just making idiots of themselves. Usely only about 30-45 seconds long, where it starts out as one person dancing and everyone not noticing. Til about half way and then everyone in the room dances and shakes usely masked to hide their shame.

Did you see Jimmy Fallon on YouTube doing the Harlem Shake?

Yeah they all looked retarted!

by McLovinUrMom951 February 9, 2013

harlem shake

the act upon furiously dry-humping air in the stupidest manner, whilst wearing a motorbike helmet to a ridiculously gay ass song

bonguereathrian: i did the harlem shake last night! the motion of it made me cum...

jesus: me too!

by jesuscunt!! February 18, 2013

Harlem Dick Slap

The harlem dick slap is used when your bitch doesnt want to continue in your sexual activites and you remove your penis from her vagina and slap her across the face with your dick coverd in the womans vaginal liquid.

Matt Nay and Peter Boardman Harlem Dick Slapped Brandi so hard last night I herd she was bleeding from the face.

by Tyler Robertson October 15, 2005

Harlem Shake

A dance most popular on YouTube that is worse than Gangnam Style. At the video beginning one person is dancing. Anyone else in the room are either still/simply not paying attention to the masked dancing.When the bass drops, everyone else joins in on the dancing.

"Have you seen the new Harlem Shakes on YouTube?"

"No the Harlem Shake is for idiots!"

by Crazy Motherfucker February 13, 2013