hanae

1. A name that is never on those tiny key-chain things in the gift shop.
2. A girl who's majestic, romantic, funny. Crazy in the best way. Will introduce you to weird things you end up loving. Absolutely original and unique in every way. Also likes food.

Wow, Hanae just gave me some of her turtle candy from a county that I can't pronounce! This stuff is friggin delicious!

by Only an Illusion April 30, 2014

Hagerlife

A fatty, cuck husband, and son of Grimace. A Michigan superfan. A goddamn waste of space who fears me. Always trying to be fatter than yesterday and dodging flying prison poo. -McD

My Hagerlife is miserable, I have no friends and hide insults on the Internet about real men like a scared prag.

by Brenda Hagerman August 20, 2023

Hanberg

A collection of elite homo-sapiens, often referred to as chionophiles as they thrive in colder conditions. The Hanberg people are a force to be reckoned with, large inflictions of pain shall be received when agitating a lesser spotted Hanberg.

Person 1: Dude I'm going camping in Scandinavia, ill be gone for a while.

Person 2: Alright have a good time, but watch out, I hear there is a large collection of Hanberg people thriving within that vicinity.

by A member of the hanberg people December 21, 2020

The Hanae Effect

The Hanae Effect is a bundle of emotions commonly caused by females with the name of Hanae. They are half danish half moroccan, they are funny, charismatic, and extremely beautiful. They usually have a mesmerizing voice that'll leave you in awe. They're smart, perceptive, attractive, and exceptionally adorable. It's a very tricky combination, the effect can be compared to the butterfly effect or butterflies in my stomach. But it's worse.

It's a rush of adrenaline fused with a euphoric sensation that will leave you in a state of frenzy if not contained or controlled. It will make you feel happy, excited, and scared. It will have you on edge with their voice in your head throughout your daily routine.

Legend says you should not look into their eyes for a prolonged period of time. And whatever you do, DO NOT gaze into their smile for more than 2 mins, they have one of the most beautiful smiles existing on earth, and there's no going back after that. You'll be under the total and complete influence of the Hanae Effect. There's nothing you can do, there is no cure, it'll be over for you, and you'll love every single second of it.

Dude I really like her, i think it's the Hanae Effect, low-key freaking out!

Gurl just put on that red dress along with that dark red lipstick we picked up the other day, guaranteed Hanae Effect.

by BundleOfJoy September 25, 2018

Coat-hangered

Being so drunk you aren't able to walk independently, and must be held up like a coathanger

'Man, i was absolutely coat-hangered last night XD'

by Dr John the Third February 25, 2019

Hane out

When a group of guys all wearing Hanes underwear hang out. It originated from a kid that said want hang out but it sounded like hane.

You want to hane out later?

by Realinfo December 13, 2013

Spam-handed

A presumed new-and-improved, updated version of clumsy ineptitude.

The newly appointed supervisor’s handling of our workplace dilemma could only be called Spam-handed.

by Dr Bunnygirl July 13, 2018