guruchintanan

The cringiest ass mf who tries to make everyone laugh by lame ass jokes and can’t accept the fact that he has no fucking friends

Hey, is that Guruchintanan?
No, fuck that guy

by goofy ahh tree August 25, 2022

Gurch

Gurch

a gurch is when you have a giant gulp of any type of liquid. this can be a pop or a lemonade. it can also be a water whcih is usually refreshing.

by niggabeater696969 October 23, 2023

Gutch

A male of Dutch origin (or anyone with a slightly odd accent) who is excessively camp, but not gay. Enjoys wearing tight t-shirts, likely open to experimenting with other men, and usually found with a cheeky grin on his face.

Person A: I'm so confused by Matt's behavior. I can't barely understand what he's saying through his slight lisp, and he keeps winking at me.

Person: Total Gutch out, man!

by jiangwei June 24, 2012

Gutch

An adoring term used to describe a person often characterized as being slightly oblivious, often surly, and random as hell.

"I love you so much I'd take it up the ass."
"You're such a Gutch."

by Lawrence Olivia February 27, 2009

Gurch

The man iv always loved and always will love

I had an amazing boyfriend called Gurch

by Ria November 7, 2004

Gultch

To put penis, balls, and anus in a persons mouth. Gultching may be easier for people with the ability to dislocate jaw.

Get gultched. When I get home tonight I sure would like a good gultching.

by moparpunx August 27, 2008

guruchild

Represents a retard on IRC, also can be used as verb.

oh my god he is guruchilding again

by Anonymous March 11, 2003