yo gurt

when ya boi gurt is right there

yo gurt, wanna smoke this silly shrub?

by ya boi gurt May 30, 2018

burst a gurt

Results in crying while laughing.

"He was laughing so hard, he nearly burst a gurt."

by kphc November 29, 2006

gurt highway

Another word for the vaginal canal; due to its prominence in hosting a flow of gurt (semen) after intercourse, much like traffic on a highway

Kelly and I slipped out of the party early, I ended up putting my tongue up her gurt highway, it was sick.

by Blood Champion June 21, 2022

our gurt

My girlfriend/wife/partner - South Yorkshire, Sheffield specifically.

Person 1 - comin t'pub later?

Person 2 - 'ang on, lemme ask our gurt or she'll 'av me later

by SheffBorn+Bred November 23, 2022

Splurt the gurt

Another word for cumming

Bro I'm just gonna go home and splurt the gurt

by Asueq12 July 04, 2020

Go-Gurt

When a tissue or a set of tissues are so filled with semen that when you crumple the tissues, the semen shoots out of an opening similar to when you pressure the bottom of a tube of go-gurt.

"Oh man, I went to go throw out my tissues after a great wank and I accidentally go-gurted onto the floor!"

by BoingoBrown January 17, 2021

Gurt Alert

An overweight chick with warts and a stanky vagina is llurking in the distance and you call it out to warn all people around

Damn nigga, GURT ALERT, thats one ugly bitch!!!

by Bungle Queefer January 03, 2010