ifockedurmum's definitions

Gurt

When you’re walking around or whatever and squirt out a little more discharge than usual. Like one of those real wet days.

Girl 1: bro I’m gurting so much today

Girl 2: damn are you ovulating, that’s when I gurt the most

Girl 1: I must be, do you you have a pantyliner I can borrow?

by ifockedurmum February 13, 2025

Kieran

Dumb, slow, slut

FATTY

Girl 1: who is that fucking fatty?
Girl 2: that must be Kieran

by ifockedurmum November 12, 2023