Gunsel Fuck

• noun { guhn-suhl fuhk }

— A guy who's always fuckin shit up,

especially for everyone around him

usually between 18-40, who has a very low IQ, as well as functional fitness, and ability to mediate their own emotions. Though they come in all sizes, larger Gunsel Fucks seem to best display the breed's characteristics.

likely derived from the German word, for gosling, "gansel," which is the diminutive form of, "gans," which means, goose

My gawed, that Gunsel Fuck, sumbitch couldn't find his way out of a wet paper bag.

by Churchoice MoRighteous May 11, 2020

Gunkle

To epicly fail

You sure Gunkled that dude

You pulled a gunkle

by the ungunkle January 21, 2009

gunkle

when a woman's fat between the gut and ankle all runs together

She has trouble bending down to bowl because of her large gunkle

by Joe January 7, 2004

Günzel

a very famus player, but not quiet good.

OMG, i played this game with günzel!
Man you lost so hard

by huehueh February 2, 2013

gunkle

A person that looks fucked up, ugly, disgusting, hideous, or is just unpleasing to look at.

"Damn dude, that bitch is gunkle as hell."

by Alf P July 30, 2008

Gunnel Whomping

Standing on the aft gunnels of a canoe and bending the knees as if to jump, then straightening the legs repeatedly thus propelling the canoe forward.

Steve fell many times while trying to perfect his gunnel whomping skills.

by Imdora May 14, 2011

zeke gunnel

A lip packing fuck tard who wants to be in the NBA but he sucks and is to busy talking shit and being a redneck to do so.

Zeke Gunnel

you fucking suck at basket ball.

by Nifterb March 9, 2017