he’s a very sweet boy who really knows how to make you laugh, he’s cute and sadly very far away 💔 but he’s always down to talk and you won’t regret meeting him

Guillermo is a cutie who i will be seeing one day

by batmannn.420 July 17, 2025

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Yay Guillermo! He said the thing I said except not as well and after me! Neat! BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!!!

Hym "What's with bald, weasel-faced idiots trying to slight me today? My hair is too thick for most hair clippers, man. I shave my head just to spite you. When it comes to having a luscious mane that's impossible for one of us and not the other I'm willing to forgo that... To spite you. And you know you have to rub out that first easy one, my G. Or you don't, in which case, I feel bad for your wife.... But that's ok! I've been known to give lessons. 4,500 an hour, 3 lessons a week, and I'll pay for you to go to McDonald's or something while I teach you wife everything she needs to know. That's a steal! I usually charge 9,000! That's 50% off! But payment happens before I walk in the door and if I don't want to hump your wife, no refunds. But none of this has anything to do with Guillermo."

by Hym Iam March 3, 2023

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