guff

A cloud of foul gas left hovering in the air after some bastard just farted.

Whilst shopping in the frozen meats section of the supermarket I walked into someone’s guff and nearly blew chunks on the cold meat display

by derek May 26, 2005

guffgas

when you have a guff its the gas that comes out.

man fukker that is some serious guffgas

by ricardo picarelli September 9, 2003

Guff head

A fat, large, or over-sized head.
Generally a huge head!

Jam: Look at that guy over there.

Dale: Who? That Guff Head?

Jam: Yeah, his head is so big, last time he turned around, he put a shoulder out.

by kilbourne50 January 18, 2009

Gnuffer

A person who takes enjoyment from sniffing foul smelling objects.

Sniffing a tramps bike saddle shortly after he/she has disembarked would make you a Gnuffer.

by Winegums September 20, 2011

giffer gaffer

someone that mucks about

"stop being a giffer gaffer and get your bum over here"

by shaniahoreilly June 30, 2017

gulfem

The most beautiful name in the world. Gulfems are intelligent, pretty and they are genius.

"What's your name, beauty?"
"Gulfem"
"I knew, it fits you perfectly, goddess."

by kurbisvakvak February 5, 2020

Chunder Guff

Chunder Guff is a lethal fart that will swiftly demolish your insides, forcing you to vomit violently until the lethal gas has poisoned your insides enough. If the Chunder Guff does not go away, it might cause significant nasal cancer, which can be deadly. This is the time to visit the Chunder Guff Therapist, who will cure you with an asshole that you should surely tear apart with your mouth.

Harry: OMG! Can you smell that.
Yaseen: Yes, I think it's the Chunder Guff.
Aynoor: It could be, or it could be Raff's breath.
Raff: Definitely a Chunder Guff. We should all go to the Chunder Guff Therapist he will give us asshole to cham on.

by JaydenFloyd94 December 29, 2021