by skiddley-doo October 1, 2012
Inserting oneself, often forcefully, into a tub of guacamole so as to let ones genitalia marinade for some time.
Chad: " I don't know who I banged last night, but I've got some stank dick!!!"
Sam: "You didn't screw anyone man; you got really drunk, got angry after getting rejected, and just ended up passing our with your dick in the party's bowl of guac!"
Chad: "Oh yeah! I love me some guac docking"
Sam: "You didn't screw anyone man; you got really drunk, got angry after getting rejected, and just ended up passing our with your dick in the party's bowl of guac!"
Chad: "Oh yeah! I love me some guac docking"
by fittyC June 12, 2015
When something is extremely awkward.
Pronounced "awk" from the work awkward and "guac" from the word guacamole.
Originated in Kansas City
Pronounced "awk" from the work awkward and "guac" from the word guacamole.
Originated in Kansas City
by tcm1028 October 19, 2010
A gang centered on guac! Our ultimate mission is to destroy all forms of S*LS* and rule the world! Join us today by going to guchatgang.wordpress.com and shooting us an email!
person 1: I want to join a super fun and awesome cult!
person 2: Have you heard of the Guac Hat Gang? It’s the coolest gang ever!!!!
person 2: Have you heard of the Guac Hat Gang? It’s the coolest gang ever!!!!
by Guac Hat Gang October 6, 2021
by JimmyJohntheSoftballer May 2, 2019
Random person: “you’re stupid” Me: “Guac-my-mole dude” or. Random person: “what do you wanna do today”. Me: “I want u to guac-my-mole *wink *wink”
by Guacamole lady May 2, 2018
by ollux February 7, 2017