guac off

using guacamole or crushed avocados as lubricant for masturbation

"Dude, its so hard to guac off when my roommate keeps walking in on me."

by skiddley-doo September 30, 2012

Guac Docking

Inserting oneself, often forcefully, into a tub of guacamole so as to let ones genitalia marinade for some time.

Chad: " I don't know who I banged last night, but I've got some stank dick!!!"
Sam: "You didn't screw anyone man; you got really drunk, got angry after getting rejected, and just ended up passing our with your dick in the party's bowl of guac!"
Chad: "Oh yeah! I love me some guac docking"

by fittyC June 14, 2015

Guac for head

When you need dat guac so you give dat gay nigga head, sometimes Thanos joins too and used his chin for as a vibrator.

Person 1: Hey you got dat Guac?
Person 2: yeah i'll give it to you if your a pleasure to master Thanos and his flappy ass chin, Guac for head i guess
Thanos 69: Nigga what?
Person 2: You a big forehead nigga m8

by NillerKasket March 14, 2019

Guac Cock

Noun: A reference to how your penis would look if your significant other threw up on it making it look all green and chunky

Clarissa: *vomits on dick*
Trey: What the fuck! You just gave me Guac Cock you bitch!

by DJ CEL May 9, 2019

guac-chuck norris

Anal Sex after Mexican Food Night. The penetrator goes chuck norris angry after getting sprayed by Guac-arrhea.

When date night goes wrong after a Guac-Chuck Norris event that ruined our relationship. The guacamole always cost extra.

by REALLY Sanchez September 27, 2020

Guac Day

The day the worst guac in history was forged. It made me want to jump off a 20 story building. It looked like the fake Krabby Patty from Spongebob. It look cement mix and dry wall. I do not know how any person could make that and think they did a good job. I bet homie ate that and said "I think I have a shot of being a pro cook!", nah homie, you finna be a pro cement maker!

Yo, Today is Guac Day. Time to remind ourselves of that atrocity!

by Gordon Ramsey Jr July 21, 2021

Guac My Taco

When you have a nasty dude shoot his std infected load onto your slurpy, gooey, blown out pussy

I told Brad to Guac My Taco since we both nasty AF.

by Yolanda369 October 11, 2022