gription

To have good grip, non-sliding, to grasp well

The tires have good gription!

by Elena July 14, 2004

Grumplin

A person who is small, mousy, impish, and greasy in demeanor. A grumplin is typically intensely repulsive for a non-apparent reason. Common actions of a grumplin include sniveling and cackling.

Sophie: Who's that little greasy girl sniveling in the corner? I couldn't explain it, but her impishness just repulses me!

John: I'm not sure...but she's quite a grumplin.

by splusj November 17, 2009

Grumpkin

The seam-like ridge of skin that appears on the scrotum of male animals.

Man, those bikes shorts totally chafed my grumpkin.

by Evil Scott December 19, 2008

Gription

Trying it get a good grip on an object.

I can't get a good gription.

by wildkatrivers December 30, 2008

Grumpkins

The game of giving a girl spicy food then having anal sex with her. Then the male would punch the woman in the stomach and scream "GRUMPKINS!" and pulling out before fecal matter lands on the penis. If fecal matter does land on the male penis then the male loses.

I didn't Pull out in time so i lost grumpkins

by Mike Ockhertz December 8, 2009

GUMPTION

a word that tommyinit sad he was saying for a week and didn't know the meaning for

this is such a GUMPTION movie

by tommyinit GUMPTION MAN November 29, 2021

Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption

"You can apathetically sit around the house for hours, and the weather will be sunny and mild. But then just as soon as you actually manage to groggily struggle up off'n yer but and head for the door to be productive with outdoor activities, it will either start raining, the temps will soar/plummet, or the breeze will die down and allow black flies and mosquitoes to swarm you."

I am a long-term vicitim of Murphy's Law of Weather vs. Gumption, so I employ the unconventional strategy of working naked outdoors (long live tall dense shrubbery along the road out front!) so that I can feel cooler and move about more easily than I could with restrictive clothing, and thus I am able to strugglingly get work done during more-favorable weather, even when I strongly don't feel like it.

by QuacksO September 12, 2019