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Ken Griffey, Jr. Mustard Surprise

Prior preparation is required. The male must buy a bottle of mustard and hire Ken Griffey Jr. giving him specific directions. Then, while the male is having sex (doggystyle), when he ejaculates in his partner, he gives the signal to Ken Griffey, Jr. who is presumably hidden in the closet. Ken Griffey, Jr. then bursts from the closet spraying mustard in the eye of the male's partner. Having Ken Griffey, Jr. announce himself at the same time is optional.
Dude, I can't go out this weekend. I totally gave my girl the ol' Ken Griffey, Jr. mustard surprise last night, so I have no money after hiring Ken Griffey, Jr.
by Leemanmasteroftheuniverse August 20, 2009
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Griffe

The offspring of a mulatto and either a black or an American Indian.
"The nurse, a comfortable looking Griffe woman in white apron and cap, was urging Edna to return to her bedroom."

(The Awakening, by Kate Chopin)
by YAMuffin February 2, 2006
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Brian Griffin

A beloved cartoon character that got ran over by some asshole, and now he's dead.
Brian Griffin : I love you all.
*beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeppp*
Chris : Mom, is he ...
Lois : Yes Chris, *sobs* our Brian is dead.
by Wyzzy November 30, 2013
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Dirty Griffin

It is a Dirty Sanchez, but instead of a mustache, you give the person a unibrow with your shit covered dick.
To spice things up, Bill gave Terry a dirty griffin instead of the usual dirty sanchez.
by thejohnwagon April 25, 2011
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Blake Griffin

The poster child of the Los Angeles Clippers who will dunk the shit out of you.
Hes also the sexiest player in the NBA, seriously.
"Hey, did you see Blake Griffin dunk on Gasol last night?"

"Yeah man, he shitted on him."
by the nator gator April 20, 2013
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Mary Griffins

adj. To be under the influence of marijuana, all stony d
I'm all mary griffins

all mary griffind?
by andresblazeit420 July 26, 2009
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pullin a Griffin

when you leave a party with friends for no reason
Joel:Lets play a game a funnnnnnnnnnnn game.
Griffin: sorry gotta good my mom needs me to go eat someones doge
Joel: o he is a pullin a Griffin again
by Griffin the birdman January 24, 2014
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