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by Robert S. and Luis C. December 15, 2015

by B1ttleb1tch November 6, 2016

by Datruth4u January 24, 2018

A person who instantly becomes rushed when alerted about a situation that will dent his/her paper stacks.
Why is he in P. Griff mode?".... "Dude, he thought the late fees on movie rentals was only a dollar, but I just told him it is actually $3.80 PER night!!
by JWishesIII January 18, 2011

by Grifffffffff July 9, 2019

Griff is a slang term used in Rock Valley, Iowa and surrounding areas to describe those of the Netherlands Church descent. Initially used as an insult, those of the church adopted the nickname as to shield themselves from the negative implications.
"Oh Jebediah? Yeah he's a griff." "Yeah of course all the griffs flood mainstreet three times a week for their service"
by triptripforty October 9, 2021
