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dick greed

(noun): When a woman, typically promiscuous by nature, lusts after more than one penis; when a woman is not satisfied by a single penis and must have as many as possible.

Dick Greed is about wanting all the dicks, to be the Scrooge McDuck of dicks, as it were.
Yo that ho triflin. She wants Kanye West's dick AND Ray J's dick! She got that dick greed!
by Party Catz January 7, 2013
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Clare in Greece

Getting fingered in the arse while being licked out on your period
Hey how was last night

Let’s just say I did a clare In Greece
by Dosky July 27, 2019
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season's greedings

In the Christmas/Holiday season, any greeting whose sole instrumental purpose is a financial transaction.

When an employee of a retail establishment greets a shopper in the fourth quarter of the fiscal year-- though in particular, beginning on Black Friday.
CLERK: "Season's Greedings, Ma'am."
SHOPPER: "Thanks, and Happy Holidays to you, too. Do you accept American Express?"

'Merry Christmas' and 'Happy Holidays' are the most common season's greedings.
by Neologian-PJG December 25, 2011
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Geeler

A bloke that smokes no filter rollies and cuts his grannies grass for a pack of chesters
by Imageeler November 3, 2020
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boobie greed

The feeling that one's breasts are too small even after having a breast augmentation.
I really thought I'd be happy with a D-cup, but now I'm starting to get boobie greed.
by TiffanyP June 12, 2007
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free stuff greed

People that go to conventions and shows and get too much of the same stuff for free. They don't know what to do with all of the stuff that they took.
Marcus has a severe case of free stuff greed; he went to a computer convention and took twelve identical notepads from Microsoft.
by Kilowatt July 2, 2007
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smells like greeley

greeley smells like a combinition of feed lot and cow shit,when you live in the Denver/Boulder area when it smells like greeley it's a sign of an impending snow
I didn't believe the weatherman when he said it was gonna snow, but now it smells like greeley
by Paul S. W. November 8, 2006
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