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lip grazing

The 'accidental' brushing of the labia during a massage.
I feel like getting a massage but I'm not really in the mood for a lip grazing.
by Smurfarrific May 22, 2009
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greading

A verb that describes the act of reading through the elements in your Google Reader, or an RSS reader of choice. Made from the noun "Google" and the verb "to read".

When people gread, they often pay less attention to the material in question than what they would have done if they were reading the same in a newspaper. This is because a greader has less time than an ordinary reader.
Bill says:
hi. what's happening?

Matt says:
i'm greading.

Bill says:
oh. i gread this awsome cat macro a while ago, and then my girlfriend came in. we both rotflol'd.
by vages December 17, 2008
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greasing the bike chain

Having a person who has braces blowing you than asking them to smile wide and busting the nut all over their braces.
Guy: "Smile wide, Brittany!"
Girl: "Why?"
Guy: "Cause I am going to be greasing the bike chain!"
Girl smiles.
SPLAT!!!
by paulada5 October 20, 2008
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Prairie grazing antelope

This is telling someone they are amazing in the sack. A prairie grazer sexual fulfills any person they come in contact with. They often haus many girls and murf other things.

They are not apposed to anal.
Benit: Hey Jemmy, what do you think about Jash Pardon in the sack?

Jemmy: Um, i dunno, i have never experienced that personally but leverhaus says he's a prairie grazing antelope.
by Sesual Lover Haus February 10, 2010
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grazing unicorn

See Flying Unicorn
A variation on the flying unicorn in which the female or "unicorn" is eating out another female.
by Klusky May 15, 2005
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Greasing the Duck

We were here late at work greasing the duck
by ifnoprobe August 24, 2010
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Gusset greasing

the act of friglicking a honeypot to the point of rapturous orgasm wherupon she squirts come into your mouth and leaving her slippier than a buttered up Charles Bronson
Ooh. I give her a right good gusset greasing. Howling like a rabid wolf she were as she squirted all over me chevvy chase. Lovely. She still cant walk straight
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