grunch

the smell that is left over after kevin patel takes a large dump in your house that you can smell from the opposite side of the house

i couldn't enter my house because of the horrible grunch smell

by kevin patel January 10, 2004

Grunchy

When you're chilln and don't want to be messed with.

Me and my boys are hanging out and we're feeling grunchy.

by OG baby crack July 30, 2018

grounch

The big disabled spazzy version of the grinch, likes to shag cats and get naked over trees

Wow James Hegarty is such a grounch

by Billybobbly man tits November 18, 2018

Grunchy

When somethings more than Crunchy

That toast was too grunchy

by Accordingtous December 20, 2018

grunch

The hard crusty stuff that glues your eyelids shut in the morning. An indicator that your hangover is going to be so bad that you beg for a migrane instead.

Oh man, after those two (three?)bottles of tequila last night I woke up with some serious grunch in my eyes. Please, kill me now...

by kru kutech January 6, 2009

graunchy

1. Unwashed pubic hair
2. water with large amounts of unknown objects and/or seaweed in it
3. an object that is both grody and raunchy
4. something that makes someone throw up, just from looking at it

"Hey man, did you see that girls graunchy pubes in math class?"
"I wouldn't jump in that water, it's graunchy."
"After I saw her graunchy cellulite, I threw up everywhere."
"That redneck kid was so graunchy, that i had to leave.

by falmeth June 1, 2010

Grunch

Noun: grundle for brunch! You can get your favorite brunch items at the low-budget, saltpeter, indigestive quality, that you have come to so adamantly despise yourself for eating every day, on Saturday and Sunday mornings at the grundle.

Verb: The act of consuming grunch.

Noun: "Did he even take you out to grunch the next morning?"

Verb: "Dude, I'm wicked hungover, lets go grunch!"

by Because I ran out of points, thats why! January 3, 2008