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grammer hammer

The object used to correct someone's grammer. i.e. hitting one with the grammer hammer.
He said can I instead of may I, so I brought the grammer hammer down on him.
by skippy_xua October 24, 2008
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Gramper

marked lack of education and a refusal to learn. noun. used to describe anyone with redneck attitudes towards the rest of the people outside his zip code. a person with no desire to be usefull. gramperous; adj. describing any person on earth with these qualities, reaching far beyond the united states. typically questions the sexual preference of anyone showing signs of intelligence.
"that jackass grampered me while I was talking to this chick in the store! just ran up and yelled something about obama killing baby jews for satan and eating nachis, then he ran off! the bitch was like 'I'm not in the mood, that old gay guy made me afraid to have sex with anyone but another woman so I know there won't be the possibility of any more turning out like him' and she left".
by ddgtomahawk January 19, 2010
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Grammer Natzi

A Grammer Natzi is a natzi that decided to go on the path of Grammer, always correcting everyone including himself while harrasing you with his Grammer corrections.
Person: You'really such a Grammer Natzi.
Grammer Natzi: I know I am that's why I'm correcting you
Person: ugh, gt for.
Grammer Natiz: I'm always here, watching each word written, some say I'm a stalker while others say I'm a natiz, but I am proud of this..
by Yep,It'sMeTheGrammerNatzi August 4, 2016
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Grammer Nazi

A piece of shit. Yes, I misspelled "grammar" on purpose. I just wanted to piss some people off, you know? Like I always do, with the r/Wooosh or Cat definition?
Me: ugh, squirrels are fucking bitches, they dont deserve to live
Grammer nazi: UR SO MEAN! DONT TREAT GRAMMER LIKE THAT
Me: does it fucking matter? i dont need grammar to be on the internet
Grammer nazi: IT MEANS UR UNEDUCATED AND I HIGHLY DOUBT UR GOOD AT IT
Me: dont be a hypocrite
Grammer nazi: IM NOT BEING HYPOCRITE STOP HATING BITCH
Me: your fault
Grammer nazi: NO ITS NOT UR NOT USING GRAMMAR
Me: Fine. If you want me to fucking use grammar, I will fucking use grammar. Now stop being a fucking hypocrite and learn to use grammar the right way yourself, got that, fuck-face?
by PI55 September 20, 2018
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Kelsey Grammer

verb: to toss a salad

(pertaining to the theme song of the popular sitcom Frasier "Baby I hear the blues a calling, tossed salad and scrambled eggs.)
Dude, did you Kelsey Grammer the salad yet or will I just put the dressing straight on?
by 5hrink August 18, 2009
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grammer

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by z3ekeezzz October 19, 2008
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cuntry grammer

1. when a person's mouth starts to emulate a vagina and starts spitting out piss poor sentences.
2. when a person starts talking like a pussy.
damn, justin was bein yella bout everythin tonight. first off, he wouldn't jump off the water touwer, then he tol me he had to call his momma to see whas for supper, and then he tell me, his girlfriend ain't let him see "pg-13" movies anymure. he was sure speakin in cuntry grammer.
by thee hammer October 23, 2007
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