griffer

A griffer is someone who drives too slow in the left lane, and refuses to change lanes even after being passed and cut-off by AT LEAST eight cars. Griffers almost always drive 1992 Cadillac DeVilles.

Switch lanes or speed up you fucking griffer! What are you trying to prove anyway?

by Wes Moore May 21, 2008

gaffer

A tobacco cigarette, most notably one of the roll up variety.

Sometimes abbreviated "gaff".

Lash me a rizla, I fancy a gaffer.

by The Greek 88 October 28, 2010

gaffer

A line of Cocaine...preferably a large one

I am really drunk...I could really use a gaffer

by Hayton April 21, 2005

Giraffer

1. When a person's sexual relations are beyond those of a slut or whore.

2. Anything that is extremely homosexual.

My cousin is such a Giraffer! She has slept with 30 guys and is only 18 years old- and shes FAT!!!

by T Summer Lovin' October 12, 2009

Gaffer

Someone who is extraordinarily good at gaffing fish while ice fishing. Never misses a chance to land a fish.

Ryan is our gaffer without a doubt.

by Whisperer January 27, 2009

gaffer

A Gurl that suckz cock 4 money

Tonya Fisher and stacey furlong

by shawty March 24, 2005

Gaffer

A man who enjoys the company of their hand, often masturbating due to their excessive loneliness.

Well that is a true gaffer for you.

by AlexTee December 8, 2010