googleblock

turning on your computer specifically to look up something on the internet but then, by the time computer has finished starting up & logging on, forgetting what it was you wanted to search for

similar to the experience of writer's block

I waited fully five minutes for the laptop to start up and then I had googleblock, I think I need a latte, or maybe a stiff scotch

by cosmicdee May 9, 2008

Googlenometry

Discussing the intricacies of Google functions and design.

Part of the Googlenometry are the little up/ down arrows on Google that influence the results when logged into your account.

by PointandStare August 28, 2009

Googleosophy

The mistaken belief that that anyone can obtain wisdom or a thorough understanding of a complex topic with a Google search

Tom: Did you hear? Dick did his own tax this year - reckons he could look up everything on the net.

Harry: Typical Googleosophy!

Tom: Yeah, I know, he'll be audited for sure.

by iglesia1995 November 11, 2009

googlesomatic

convincing yourself that you have a certain illness, disease, rash, bug bite, or other ailment based on a thorough investigation, but not actually having any of the aforementioned issues

She thought she had bedbug bites, but it was purely googlesomatic

by ambyguity July 18, 2010

Googlemock

v. to feign knowledge or interest in a subject in an insincere or pretending manner by presenting information obtained from Google.

Most often occurs occur during texting, online chat, blog, e-mail or other faceless interaction.

n. the act or content thereof

Frank Googlemocked my love of Mothra and the Shōbijin.

She detected a Googlemock in his e-mail to her.

Just Googlemock whatever subject she brings up and she'll never know.

by M. Kruize October 19, 2010

GoogleMouth

A random person who spouts off facts about something that has almost nothing to do with the conversation.

John: So, that guy was HOT! Do you think he bats for the rainbow team?

Sarah: Did you know that the original rainbow flag had the colors turquoise and magenta?

John: What the fuck? Where the fuck did that come from? Friggin' GoogleMouth.

by LikesGirls,HatesPizza December 9, 2011

googlevoid

After the google car takes a street view foto, It leaves a digital void in that spot that will make an orange sphere appear in any digital foto taken in that same spot

I thought it was a small alien space ship but it turned out to just be a googlevoid.

by gnird November 12, 2011