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Aww man! Hot date tonight! I better put on some smell goods before she realizes i smell like wet dog food mixed with burning hair.
by Foodpoisoning December 12, 2015
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Wendy waddled down the local bar in her denim shorts which threatened to be torn asunder by her enormous size and her neon pink boob tube. She flirted with all the guys but when it came down to it, she cock-blocked them all even though she was instigating all the flirtations herself. She took her not inconsiderable heft home alone again, the old dry goods wagon she was turning out to be.
by LiberaceHudson October 10, 2017
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agreement: that's straight goods yo
happiness: i love u man, ur straight goods to me
disgust: Sanchez thats friggin straight goods, you dirty shiz! what the hells wrong with you my man?
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disgust: Sanchez thats friggin straight goods, you dirty shiz! what the hells wrong with you my man?
by Razmatazz February 2, 2005
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"she was perfect in every way, but then she got a photo from her purse and yup, you guessed it.... soiled goods"
"bummer mate!"
"bummer mate!"
by upper class twit 2 February 14, 2008
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Yeah buddy, that Gaz is the goods...that ain't no chumpthere..Gaz is the kind of guy I want on my crew.
by Jane Nazrat March 19, 2010
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Damn, Violet has the goods.
Damn, Violet has the goods.
by Ana December 25, 2004
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Someone who has ruined their career because of at least one exposed mistake that has permanently changed their reputation and/or credibility.
Someone who has ruined their career because of at least one exposed mistake that has permanently changed their reputation and/or credibility.
Becky is damaged goods after she had John's baby in high school. Nobody wants to date her.
Michelle's fine but she got a train ran on her at that party. I wouldn't fuck anymore. She's damaged goods.
Sam has 4 kids by 4 different women, even though he's handsome, he's damaged goods.
Andre was offered a scholarship to University of Florida for basketball, but he was caught stealing, so he had his scholarship revoked and is damaged goods.
Michelle's fine but she got a train ran on her at that party. I wouldn't fuck anymore. She's damaged goods.
Sam has 4 kids by 4 different women, even though he's handsome, he's damaged goods.
Andre was offered a scholarship to University of Florida for basketball, but he was caught stealing, so he had his scholarship revoked and is damaged goods.
by John Claude di Ronaldi September 22, 2014
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