1. a sweet, kindhearted person usually below 5' tall. while a goober can be shy and and reserved, a goober tends to become wild, sing songs no one knows, growl, bite, and run around, but despite all of this is truely beautiful.
2. a wild animal that attends Bishop Eustace who should not be allowed in public due to her extreme self control problems.
3. a water bottle and hand biting beast that takes German
4. one who wishes they were a disney princess, mostly pocahontas.
5. one who pisses their pants when they laugh too hard
6. one who has extreme infatuations with unattractive hippies.
2. a wild animal that attends Bishop Eustace who should not be allowed in public due to her extreme self control problems.
3. a water bottle and hand biting beast that takes German
4. one who wishes they were a disney princess, mostly pocahontas.
5. one who pisses their pants when they laugh too hard
6. one who has extreme infatuations with unattractive hippies.
by Jiffy Comcast May 8, 2006
Mike Milinauscis a goofy older gentlemen who is a glorified bus boy and great at coming up with stupid jobs that dont accomplish anything and waste a lot of time. has a stupid laugh, comb over, stupid glasses, and thinks he is funny.
by Friendlys29 October 15, 2011
A Goober is usually a goofball or a sore thumb from the group of friends. He usually tends to forget things on purpose, therefore he is harrassed. He will take personal belongings from you and try to avoid thus person until he realizes that he needs a new item.
Wtf is that guy doing?? idk he must be a goober.
hey go talk to that girl..Na shes not into goobers.
Lets club 2nite?? Na.. i'd rather stay home like a goober
hey go talk to that girl..Na shes not into goobers.
Lets club 2nite?? Na.. i'd rather stay home like a goober
by coach-val April 4, 2011
Allan: dude check out the rack on that chick
Tim: what are you talking about she doesnt have any boobs at all
Allan: no, not her that chick is a total goober
Tim: GOOBER?
Allan: yea you know her gut hangs out farther then her boobs
Tim: Ohhhhhh a goober... i got you
Tim: what are you talking about she doesnt have any boobs at all
Allan: no, not her that chick is a total goober
Tim: GOOBER?
Allan: yea you know her gut hangs out farther then her boobs
Tim: Ohhhhhh a goober... i got you
by Goober Guys April 27, 2008
A person who can be filed under one of the following catargories.
1. Is annoying beyond belief.
2. Seems to ask you to do something at the most inappropriate time.
3. Is also considered a Gumby or Gimp.
1. Is annoying beyond belief.
2. Seems to ask you to do something at the most inappropriate time.
3. Is also considered a Gumby or Gimp.
1) Robert - "Did you see Simona try to
tell Billy what to do?"
John - "Yeah, What a Goober!"
2) Martin - "Where the hell is Goober?"
tell Billy what to do?"
John - "Yeah, What a Goober!"
2) Martin - "Where the hell is Goober?"
by Bunstre Duxton July 15, 2008
The offspring of two particular cutiepies named Josh and Sydney. Goobers, in this proper context, are ridiculously cute; with the boys often resembling Dierks Bentley - country singer and stud extraordinaire . The first goober is expected to arrive on February 3rd, 2007.
by The Patriarch de Goobers, who will some day be in December 4, 2006