Goldilocks zone

'Goldilocks zone', a suburb that holds some of the most expensive houses in all of Jamaica.

I am going to build a house in the Goldilocks zone in Jamaica it is a very nice area with beautiful homes.

by Tyflocorp March 11, 2019

Goldilocks

To try out all three orifices on that special lady.

I wouldn't mind Goldilocksing her!

by Veritasi February 17, 2021

Goldilocks

A woman who prefers a dick not too big and not too small. She wants it just right.

He had 12" and that was just too much. She was more of a goldilocks than a size Queen and wanted a Dick that was just right to fit in her mouth.

by PəãcH October 17, 2021

Goldilocks Zone

The perfect amount of pubic hair where it's not to shirt and not to long but just right.

Dang bro my bush is in the goldilocks zone right now

by anonymous November 17, 2021

Goldilocksing

Trying out many of any type of thing in order to find the most suitable one. Especially dick.

She ran through those dudes like goldilocksing was her hobby before she found her perfect penis.

by tttarafied February 22, 2022

Goldilocks Bitch

An older, or older acting person who is just the right kind of curmudgeon.

While he used to keep his cool in his younger years, he became a goldilocks bitch.

by goldilocks134 April 23, 2022

Goldilocksism

When a friend, relative, significant other, coworker or acquaintance is incapable of scheduling or confirming plans too far in advance bc they're not quite sure how they'll feel mentally, emotionally and physically that particular day, and for that particular event. Respectively, they also refuse plans conceived the day of said event, bc it's too short notice and they don't have time to prepare.

The only reasonable solution is to invite them at precisely the right time, neither too early, nor too close to the event, but just the right time. One can equate this type of conduct to the uniquely unsettling children's fable Goldilocks and the Three Bears.

So, Goldilocks breaks into the bears cottage. The unsuspecting bears (Mama, Papa and baby) have left unexplained. Although it's not discussed, obviously the bears left bc of an emergency bc the 3 bowls of porridge were still full and Papa bear's pipping hot. After legit breaking and entering the bears cottage, Ms. Locks sits down at the table and precedes to help herself to the uneaten porridge, eagerly sampling each bowl until deciding baby bears was just right, leading her to greedily scarf it down.
This unconventional outlook they have, parralleling Goldilockses' esoteric precision but not quite mirroring her inherently pretentious behavior regarding her privilege and budding audacity, explains why Goldilocksism is quickly growing in popularity.

Molly's severe Goldilocksism prevents her from being constantly invited to Gary's multiple BBQ, birthday and insignificant holiday parties he inconviently throws throughout the year.

by Anniebanannie! April 28, 2022