Goldfish dick-flick

1.push erect penis down

2. Put goldfish on penis

3. Let go penis

4. Shoot goldfish in air (much like a roman catapult)

5. Catch goldfish in mouth and enjoy your penis flavored fish
Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!

Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!

Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!

Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!

by Alan and gunnybear May 31, 2013

go feed the goldfish

For use when you want to send someone (usually dumb or lower in the chain of command) away from a room so that you can discuss private matters with someone else.

To make someone scarce.

Possible gangster use. Probably a line in a movie.

"Hey Johnny. Why don't you go feed the goldfish. I'll be out in a minute"

by Neil-D December 7, 2007

Goldfish-ism

goldfish-ism is a temporary disease that effects your memory in the short term, in short

It’s a condition of memory loss but not really that serious

“Did you do your homework? “
“No I’m sorry I forgot, I have goldfish-ism”

by Teddybear7024 February 18, 2020

Goldfish

A fish which most owners underestimate in care.

Person 1: Heard you got a goldfish. Where's the fishbowl?
Person 2: Fishbowl? No, he's a pond boy.

by VioletThePurple July 12, 2021

Elephant Goldfish Syndrome

The Elephant Goldfish Syndrome is a horrific syndrom that only affects women. The first typical symptom is short-term memory in terms of trips, nice gestures and presents from close relatives, especially the husband. The second symptom is the extremely long-term memory regarding moments when another person has either betrayed or let the women down, this will never be forgotten by the women.

I gave her a trip to NYC last week and now she tells me I never give her presents, I think she's affected by the Elephant Goldfish Syndrome.

by NewValley January 17, 2018

Goldfish

The snack that smiles back

Goldfish!

by Yuri_Dopted December 29, 2019

goldfish

1. A cheesy cracker shaped like a fish. It tends to smile back.
2. A person who is very forgetful or seems to have no memory at all.
3. A person who wears glasses that make their eyes look huge. Much like a goldfish's.

1. Michael: What are those cheesy snacks that always smile?
Brian: You mean goldfish?
Michael: Yeah!

2. Amy: Did you finish your homework last night?
Sarah: ...I don't know...What'd you ask me?

3. Nina: You see Rachel's glasses?
Emily: Yeah, now she's a goldfish.

by TKumi March 25, 2008