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No fucks shall be given today

not a single fuck will be given today
The amount of fucks I give is 0
by Fap master 22 October 9, 2013
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When somebody says “ Everything is simply a shape, a form, an identifier to let others recognize me as me! But then, what am I? Is this me? My true self? My fake self? What is it that I am? Nobody understands me!” You just go “ I am you, I am just like you. That’s why I was attached to you. I wanted to give you happiness. I’m sorry I misunderstood your happiness.”
by drunkgirl1997 December 13, 2021
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File That Under Who Gives a Shit

This is a reply that you give to an announcement that in inconsequential, especially when the person making the announcement thinks it's some sort of big deal, or even notable.
You won a Golden Globe for that? Yes, I did. Wow...file that under Who Gives a Shit
by kk626kk June 21, 2011
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give

Third abridgment of the original term "Give it up," which semantically became "Give it," and now is often more concisely spoken "Give."

syn: c'mon, give it up, give it, ah yeah!, 's'up dawg, numba!
"Hey, Bainz, give!"

Watching the game on TV, after my 14th beer, I began to jump up and down with the gang yelling "Give!" when the Huskers scored to pull within 17.

Compton slapped ol' Swain a smooth five as he said, "C'mon 'n' give, y'all."
by wount October 1, 2019
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give the brown note

Tell a story or otherwise behave in such a way as to make the listener of observer feel like crapping their pants.
He: It was awful, she spent an hour telling me about her boyfriend and their problems. I almost crapped myself with boredom.
She: Yeah, a couple of days ago she did the same to me; I think she enjoys off-loading her personal life on other people -- to give the brown note.
by ring-tailed roarer January 30, 2010
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And not a single fuck was given that day

Usually said after a fairly useless comment, showing that you simply do not care. A nice change of insults synonymous to "I don't give a fuck"
by Duhonatron June 27, 2011
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i dont give a rats ass

'I don't give a rats ass' is a similar phrase to 'I don't give a shit'.This basicaly means that the person who uses these words doesn't care about the circumstance whatsover.Literally,it means the person doesn't care about that situation even to the extent of a rats ass!
Person 1-Hey mate,My girlfriend presented me with a mobile
Person 2-What do you expect me to do? I dont give a rats ass about it!
by Vinks July 22, 2014
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