A Gobbie Monster is an individual who makes ur very upset from spinning lies in your face, and associates themselves with homosexuals. This person has the potential to give head to other males.
by *MKD* August 10, 2009
Get the Gobbie Monstermug. John went to Jane's house but Jane's Nan was the only one there, so John gave into temptation and allowed himself to be victim of an 80 yr old's Gum Gobby
by MetalXXXHead February 19, 2009
Get the Gum Gobbymug. Broseph 1: 'Hey man check out my John Thomas'
Broseph 2: 'What the heck its green?!'
Broseph 1: 'Yeah she gave me a bit of a Green Gobby-lin last night'
Broseph 2: 'What the heck its green?!'
Broseph 1: 'Yeah she gave me a bit of a Green Gobby-lin last night'
by Hawkeye1993 January 12, 2012
Get the Green Gobby-linmug. by Steelme February 23, 2022
Get the Frozen Worm Gobbymug. Doesnt take any shit and will readily stand up to anyone and confront them. Doesnt give a fuck what people think about them being a gobby little shit.
by Donner kebab April 28, 2004
Get the gobby little shitmug. 
Something that someone gets when they accuse other people of talking too much and wasting time when the only reason is their existence around them in the first place , so literally forcing an excuse to give someone a gobby is the fastest way to get one given to you instead especially when it’s because you are just doing it because the person has a lot of sex and isn’t a gronk but you need them to be to feel good about your decision to exclude them from your entitled lifestyle. But you know deep down it’s right for them to be there , and if you find that out , you find out that your actually too much of a gronk and your actually cursed like a black slave using voodoo in the 20’s and that’s too hard to accept because it’s too late your already a husband and a dad wtf will happen if they find out your a fuckwit?
That gobby showed up with ten grand and interrupted my threesome I was having just because he was born with a hair lip and a disabled persons strength and somehow convinced a nice girl to have his kids and marry him , I think he told his wife the gobby can’t handle threesomes and was about to prove him wrong so he had to interrupt incase his wife divorced him for brainwashing her and making her have his kids based on a bunch of fucked up lies he told her haha
by Hectic Mooslie October 8, 2023
Get the Gobbymug.