Mormon Go-Gurt

When a man ejaculates into a condom, which is then saved by his partner to be eaten later like a Go-Gurt.

"Gave my girl a Mormon Go-Gurt the other day." -/u/ChoosetheSword on reddit.

by Captain Moonman January 11, 2016

go-gurt

when the women puts the open end of the condom in her mouth and pushes the semen out of the rubber with her hand into her mouth.

"hey babe, when i'm done do you want my go-gurt?"

by chancewendt December 20, 2008

go-gurt tube

A 'Gogurt Tube' is preformed in the act of anal intercourse, when the man is about to achieve an orgasm he hits the woman on the back of the head (a donkey punch), causing the woman's rectum to tense up, making it tight. He then proceeds to pull his penis away from the anus, which, if sucessful, will cause the intestines to come out of the anus (still attached to the penis, forming a pink sock). The man then shoots his orgasm into the pink sock, grabs it, and then sucks the semen from the pink sock, thus making something similar to a tube of gogurt.

My go-gurt tube is shitty cum flavored.

by StonyPegasus359 January 20, 2012

Gogurting

The act of slurping up man yogurt from a condom just like a gogurt, sliding your finger from the bottom to the top till maximum slurpage is achieved.

I was craving some gogurt the other day, but I didn't have any, but I did have a nut waiting to be busted and a rubber, so later that day I was totally gogurting that shit.

by Mang Gaiuy September 5, 2013

Trojan Go-Gurt

A freshly removed condom and the semen within it that exist after intercourse is completed.

Hey man, it's a shared bathroom, quit leaving your Trojan Go-Gurts in the trash can.

by Fantastic Mr. Troll August 1, 2012

Go-Gurt

When an Especially slutty chick takes the condom, after sex, and squeezes the cum out into her mouth, then proceeds to swallow it all.

Shevantre: Hey babe you wanna just throw that rubber away?
Allie: Nah imma give you a go-gurt big boy!
Shevantre: Damn gurl you be dirty!
Allie: I know, i'm just like that

by BRETTFAVRE4EVER May 8, 2010

Gogurtting

When a girl puts her mouth on the tip of a dick, and strokes the dick until it cums, similar to getting the yogurt out of a Gogurt.

Guy 1: what happened with you and that girl last night?
Guy 2: she was gogurtting me

by a camel August 14, 2015