Gooming

Another term for gaming. 'Gooming' refers to video game addicts who can't stop gaming.

Example one: "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD I'M GOOOOOOOOOOOOMING!!!!"

Example two:
1: "Hey bro, wanna hit up the mall in search for some fashy gfs?"

2: "Nah bro, not feeling like it. Just trying to chill and get to diamond in league"

1: "OK Goomer."

OH MY GOD IM GOOMING!!! I JUST WANNA GOOM!!! I WAKE UP AND GOOM!! OMG OMG IM GOOMING!!

by KongsKangdom January 19, 2021

Grooming the Great Dane

an alternative word for penile masturbation

Holy Canoli! That guy was Grooming the Great Dane right in the parking lot in front of everybody! It sure was a sight to see, hehe.

by Buzz Killinton January 11, 2009

glamping

glamorous camping; when rich bitches can pay someone to do all the work for them

"Oh Heathcliffe dear, I'm ever so glad we are glamping this weekend. By the way,is the butler done catching our trout?"

by princess consuela bananahammoc October 7, 2008

Grooming The Dog

To shave the crotch area (ie) penis, wang, etc) of a man with a woman's razor.

Jim is grooming the dog using his wife's Venus dual action razor.

by airsoftman September 6, 2010

Gloopinberry

The act of setting off handmade fireworks where one should not

Dude that gloopinberry on the weekend was siqqqqq

by MA 15+ September 11, 2019

Floomping

The act of ejaculating onto your hand and then flicking the semen onto someone. (Past tense can be floomped)

He then turned around and started floomping on her face.

by Bruh momentum 369 October 4, 2019

Grooming a marge

Grooming a marge is when your IQ increases by 1

Shit bro your grooming a marge!

by DragonStalker May 9, 2023