gloin

1. One of the thirteen dwarves that journeyed with Bilbo Baggins , in J.R.R. Tolkien's book "The Hobbit".

2. How Chinese people with heavy accents pronounce "groin".

1. Gloin and his son Gimli went to Rivendell in time for the Council of Elrond.

2. Doctor: Hello mister Chan, what seems to be the problem today?
Chinese guy: Mah gloin..::points to crotch::
Doctor: Ahh, well surgery should help. We will just slice that little fucker and....
Chinese guy: Ahh yoo seeleeyus?? PAK DAT! Yoo nalla leel doctoh! I go see accupungshoo! @$%#^$*%$@!#!!! <--- random Chinese cuss words

by naknumm February 4, 2008

globins

a.) Consciousness, being.
b.) One's mind.

My globins were blown by the philosophical essay I just read.

by Sean Ramsay April 22, 2008

glowing balls

when a guy grabs his scrotum tightly to trap the blood, until it seems like his balls are "glowing"

"Dude, I unleashed the glowing balls on her last night!"

by InternetWriter April 15, 2009

Baseball-gloving

A female's version of a teabag. Consists of crouching over someone's face and moving up and down over them. -Usually used as an insult, especially in video games.

Did you see her baseball-gloving that guys face after she defeated him?

by Miss Tracey xox September 26, 2010

Gloving

The act of putting a condom on a hand and then fisting an anus with that hand as to not get poop directly on the hand.

Michelle and I are trying more butt stuff but don't want to get shit everywhere.

Dude, just do gloving instead.

Oh yeah! We will try that tonight!

by Hondagloving July 6, 2017

Gloving it

When you are so drunk and you can't find lube, you think putting a condom on your finger will help you fit in an extremely tight vagina.

Make sure you glove it tonight.
She's so tight that I might have to glove it.
She's never done that before, did you glove it?
I'm gloving it Tonight!

by MrGloveIt April 5, 2011

snow globing

To drive or ride in a vehicle while snorting cocaine. Where clam baking is smoking marijuana in an inclosed space, snow globing is doing coke in an inclosed space.

Dude, Tom and I got some Columbian nose candy and went snow globing in his car!

by Ian K. February 23, 2009