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Guttorm

Guttorm is a Norwegian male name.

Guttorm is simply a very rare name in Norway because the government has placed restrictions on couples' rights to call their son Guttorm. To be allowed to name a boy, or name yourself, Guttorm, the boy must first succeed in several demanding tests, such as the need to have an IQ above 140 and the requirement of scoring a 9 or better on the official 'Norwegian 1-10 attractiveness super-scale' (also known as NOR-ASS).

Hence, if anyone call you a 'Guttorm', it is meant as a fantastic compliment in terms of both high intelligence and great looks.

Consequently, Guttorm is well known as a synonym for someone being 'Awesome'.
You are so Guttorm, I can't help wanting to marry you, even though I just met you.

Dude, that's Guttorm!!!
by Nai1ian May 1, 2010
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guttocks

a.k.a the FUPA, the Fupa chalupa, the front butt or the gunt...use your imagination
Johnny Walnuts has a guttocks like a ninety year old woman
by Ethan Solomon March 9, 2004
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Gistory

Telling the short version or the gist of an historical event.
I don't have time to read the history of the Revolutionary War. Just give me the gistory.
by Marcus Aurelius. October 11, 2010
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gitt

a word used in florida for a young or little boy
yo you can't talk to her she got a gitt.
or you a gitt this is grown man's business
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gittage

Gittage = shit

'thats some hella annoying gittage'
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'thats some real annoying shit'
Guy 1: 'im in 1234567 after school detentions'

Guy 2: 'man thats some hella annoying gittage'
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giptonite

A scally from gipton (Leeds) who wears the same washed out tight blue jeans tucked into his cheap socks complete with the standard giptonite footwear: rockports. Normally wears about 73 cheap gold sovereign rings together with a fake red/blue/green berghaus fleece. They are also infamous for the compulsory faded baseball cap tilted at approximately 82 degrees showing a manky fringe which is normally left to grow obscuring vision while the rest of their head is shaved. From the lack of clean water combined with the allergy to reading, culture etc. they "mature" to be hateful, and ignorant growing to hate all the rich people, black people, asian people, gay people etc.
Harmless in small numbers, but dangerous in a group of about twenty+ Normally called Kayley, Danny, Jimmy, Kacey Kimberley, or anything else that can be shortened to have an "ay" sound at the end.
Walk into any standard dole office/kwiksave/jjb and you are sure to find a couple of giptonites circulating around the exits with more than they walked in with. Stear Clear
by Northern Grammer July 24, 2004
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Gittery

To feel Fun, excitement, glamor, out-going, loud, willing, free-feeling, butterflies in the stomach feeling, very silly, giggly, laugh a lot
1. those earings are so gittery!
2. A cute boy/girl smiles at you, your response "oh GitterY"
3 This song makes me gittery
by Chelsea Rath December 31, 2008
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